Three Unwise Men

The Three Wise Men followed the Star of Bethlehem, bearing gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh. Guided, by the light, through the night. Finding their destination.

The Three Unwise Men did not follow the Star of Bethlehem. Instead, the Three Unwise Men pulled out their Apple iPhone's, equipped with a newly released map app, and ended up off course.

Having traveled for many days, constantly asking for wisdom and direction from Siri, it became obvious that they were never going to find the manger.

Shocker AT&T! Only one bar at my house...
For Christmas, can you stop dropping my calls?

Not wanting the gift to go to waste, the Three Unwise Men decided to open the gift.

Good thing they opened it.  He was probably running out of air.

And they exclaimed, "We will call him Buster -- which means, "Badly Behaved Dog"

T-Minus 11 Days Until Christmas...