It's been especially stressful this year because I was placed on probation. Apparently revealing that there are mini-workshops all around the world is a violation of Section 1, Sub-Section 2.25. I guess I missed that one in training.
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| I just got my badge back from the Big Guy, so I'm finally cleared to go back to work. |
Ever since revealing my true identity I've been getting a lot of questions about elf logistics.
Interestingly, I got a lot of questions about pets. As I'm sure any of you that have good pets know, they are rewarded with presents on Christmas, just like good little boys and girls.
I want to set the record straight though. Those gifts are not from the same Santa. I repeat. Those gifts are not from the same Santa.
Don't feel bad for not knowing that. Before I took on my position at the North Pole Limited I didn't know that either.
The truth of the matter is that there is actually a separate division of North Pole Limited that is fully staffed by animals. They are completely responsible for toy creation, monitoring the nice list, and gift delivery.
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| This is Peppermiz Floppy-Feet. He is my counter-part in the Pet Division. |
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| Each animal elf is paired up with a human elf mentor. I've been mentoring Peppermiz since he joined the fleet 6 years ago. |
Not only are there separate elves, but there is a separate Santa that delivers gifts on Christmas Eve. Well, technically his name isn't Santa. Pet Santa is called Rufff-ta.
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| If Ruff-ta gets to a house before Santa, he can eat one cookie, but he isn't allowed to drink the milk. If he is thirsty, though, he can go grab a quick drink of water from the toilet bowl. |
Hope this helps clear up some of the questions you had about the gifts left for your pets on Christmas Eve.
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I love these! :-)
ReplyDeleteI hope Ruff-ta gets Tipo and Winnie new beds. Hopefully ones that Winnie can't destroy. She is definitely on the naughty list!!
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